MEXICO CITY – The “ugliest woman in the world” was buried in her native northern Mexico on Tuesday, more than 150 years after her death and a tragic life spent exhibited as a freak of nature at circuses around the world. Born in Mexico in 1834, Julia Pastrana suffered from hypertrichosis and gingival hyperplasia, diseases that gave her copious facial hair and a thick-set jaw. These features led to her being called a “bear woman” or “ape woman.”
Smokecity coming in hot! Nice to hear Julia got her proper burial 150 years after being hunted down and killed by Van Helsing. Tragic life as a freak of nature traveling circuses blah blah blah. Tough tits. You shouldn’t feel bad for Julia. Why? Because she’s been dead for a century and a half and is still being honored like royalty. If I get my own kids to visit my grave 2 months after I shit the bed I’ll consider that to be an enormous success. Broad will go down in history solely for looking like Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes. And you know what, good for her. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.