Ah, Shoenice. The Internet’s retarded child that should’ve been aborted during pregnancy. I know, these chugging and eating videos are about as hip as somebody coming out with a new ‘Call Me Maybe’ parody or unironically becoming a Mets fan, but gotta give respect where respect is due. If he survived, this is pretty legit. If he dies, he dies. There hasn’t been any proof of Shoenice dying other than the fact that his esophagus and lining of his stomach might as well have come in contact with a liter of a fifth of Sulfuric Acid, so for the sake of this blog we’ll just say that this is the last video he’s going to be in until somebody films a stranger shitting into the mouth of his corpse. Nevertheless, you gotta give him credit. Don’t think anybody but Shoenice has killed enough brain cells already to willingly chug a bottle of grain alcohol for the fuck of it.
Except of course for those who reside within doucebag city limits:
PS – Fuck Electric Lemonade, here are instructions to make “God’s Piss” – Throw a bottle of Everclear, a 30 pack of Natty Ice, a container of Country Time Lemonade Mix, a pound of ice and a percentage of your soul into a Gatorade water jug and understand that you don’t know where you’re going to be going that night but just know that when you get there you won’t be wearing any pants.
any time you see someone chugging a clear substance on youtube it’s water…after he takes the cap off he brings the bottle down below the camera and switches it out
DUDE! Still I want to pass on to the other stools an old recipe, but a good one. Get two bottles of Everclear, CT sells it. Back in my day you had to go to a military base! To the PGA, add a jug handle of your favorite vodka, 2 liters of ginger ale, 10 gallons of Hawaiian Punch, a ton of sliced up fruit like bananas and apples and peaches and that shit, and drop in one giant block of ice. We used to make this in a cooler. Its over the top. Drinks like water but kicks you in the teeth. Good for large crowds. Used to drink it at UMO all the time AND I DIDN’T GO THERE! Made it for a bachelor party once. One guy kept sucking down. I told him to slow down. Said he could drink it ALL NIght. An hour later, I’m on the front porch talking and the screen door comes flying open and the kid projectile vomits all over the fine manicured lawn. Those were the days.
this asshole went to UAlbany and chained himself up to the center fountain once when the administration wanted to raise Tuition; said hed stay there until they spoke to him. Ofcourse he only stayed like 2 hours, making a scene in the process and students going to class heckled him, then he proceeded to pack up for the night. What a spineless sack of shit. I hope he died
Of course it’s off camera where the fun happens…
A liter and a fifth are two different amounts of liquid, idiot. How can you take 1000 ml of 750 ml of sulfuric anything?
easy answer here… that cup he is drinking at the end is ipecac. dood will boot before the liquor hits the liver.
if he isn’t dead. i’m sure he will wish he was because of the hangover from that
i really really really hope the asshole in the bottom video is dead
he died from eating rat poison Smitty – get your fucking facts straight.
It’s nice that alcoholics can drink themselves to death on youtube now. Makes it all much less depressing.
any time you see someone chugging a clear substance on youtube it’s water…after he takes the cap off he brings the bottle down below the camera and switches it out
Date Rape in a Bottle. . . . niiiice.
DUDE! Still I want to pass on to the other stools an old recipe, but a good one. Get two bottles of Everclear, CT sells it. Back in my day you had to go to a military base! To the PGA, add a jug handle of your favorite vodka, 2 liters of ginger ale, 10 gallons of Hawaiian Punch, a ton of sliced up fruit like bananas and apples and peaches and that shit, and drop in one giant block of ice. We used to make this in a cooler. Its over the top. Drinks like water but kicks you in the teeth. Good for large crowds. Used to drink it at UMO all the time AND I DIDN’T GO THERE! Made it for a bachelor party once. One guy kept sucking down. I told him to slow down. Said he could drink it ALL NIght. An hour later, I’m on the front porch talking and the screen door comes flying open and the kid projectile vomits all over the fine manicured lawn. Those were the days.
Awesome story 3pink
if thats a fifth that roughly equivilent to 60 shots of 40% liquor,,, no body can do that in 30 seconds and live
youre an animal 3pink!
this asshole went to UAlbany and chained himself up to the center fountain once when the administration wanted to raise Tuition; said hed stay there until they spoke to him. Ofcourse he only stayed like 2 hours, making a scene in the process and students going to class heckled him, then he proceeded to pack up for the night. What a spineless sack of shit. I hope he died
Or unironically becoming a Mets fan? Bro, the Phillies are the losingest franchise in sports history. Shut the fuck up.