Poor bastard. Nobody has been shot down this hard since Christian Bale in Rescue Dawn (GREAT movie btw). This is most likely a fake because no man should ever look that rejected. Straight stood up at the goal-line. End-zone to friend-zone. She just better hope he doesn’t have an ounce of psycho in him. If he did that house may be burning soon enough after this to where she’ll have no choice to run back outside into his arms.

O/U how much this guy spent based on the amount of dejection in his eyes opens at $100.