I like the cut of this guy’s jib. This man was already stressed out getting his bread and milk before the snow hit and now he’s had enough, as has any true, red blooded American male. The culture of this country needs to change when this little useless dingleturd gets a DUI and it’s the focus of every news organization for the entire week. It’s like Michael Jackson died again or Jennifer Lawrence audibly queefed. Granted, the latter of that may be this newsworthy, but overall Let’s get our priorities together people. Now somebody get this dude’s mother’s ass wiped before he goes postal.

Bieber is the definition of Un-American. Literally. Deport the douche back to Ontario.