I lived in NYC for 2+ years and had to ride that Underground Transportation of Homeless Piss daily. In that short amount of time I have seen shit that’ll turn you white.. That includes mutant rats that would bite your nuts off and spit them back at your face out of pure enjoyment. Gotta keep the head on a swivel and alert at all times underground. So if there’s one thing the people of NYC don’t need when they’re above ground is some assclown shoving Master Splinter into their faces like it’s some kind of joke. Surprised him and his rat didn’t get curbstomped immediately. Nobody wants to see this shit. Well, except for the Asians in Chinatown but they’re not even used to seeing the rat until lunchtime.

100% shocked that ‘Adam the Jew’ didn’t ask his victims for royalties for being on camera.