EGYPT – An Egyptian man who went online to watch a porno film for the first time got the shock of his life when he found that the woman in the film was his own wife. The man, identified as Ramadan, instantly collapsed in disbelief on the floor at an internet shop before coming round and rushing home to face his unfaithful wife. “I found 11 films showing my wife in indecent scenes with her lover….it was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity,” Ramadan told Egyptian newspapers at his house in the northeastern province of Dakhalia. She confessed to have betrayed him with her pre-marriage boy friend, telling him she had never loved him although they had four children during their 16-year marriage.

First time you watched a porno, and it was out of curiosity? Sure buddy. Because if you’ve never watched porn in your entire adult life, might as well start in a public place. Just bad show overall. No wonder your wife is sexually oppressed and wants to be flooded like the Nile. Would’ve loved to see everyone’s reaction in the Internet shop after this dude collapsed to the ground in disbelief with a video playing of his wife taking on a Pharaoh and a couple of erect Mummies. Can’t even imagine how gross those 11 movies were too. After 4 kids and a lifetime Middle-Eastern diet, that puss is going to look like a camel eating a hairy bagel.

Top 3 Egyptian Porn Movie Titles:

Girls Gone Nile. The Curse Of King Tit. Lawrence Of Her Labia.