George Lucas Gets Engaged Just In Time Before His Neck Swallows Him Whole
So George Lucas got engaged to this significantly younger black chick who’s the CEO of blah blah blah. Not important. What is imperitive is how much I’m downright mesmerized by this Ewok’s gullet. Damn thing’s got my mind by the balls more than a 3D-Magic poster that’s being fucked by Hypno-toad. Easily one of the worst face fupa’s in existence today. Yeah, you got your Honey Boo-Boo’s, your average overweight American and this Gordita, but they’re not batshit rich. Fupa face here just sold his company to Disney for a cool 4 bill. There’s no excuse someone who is financially able to start his personal space program for his left nut and have a neck that looks like an alien sac ready to hatch, even if that’s how Jabba the Hut was born. The man needs to quit ruining movies and digitially restore the size of that thing back to the original.
Jabba The Hit marrying Chewbacca. Nothing to see here.
Hut*
And he got himself a piece from the darkside…..take out that lightsaber and seek the black hole Luke…
She’s hot in a Michelle Obama kind of way….
looks like an older Aisha Tyler, sweet tooth for Ol’ Georgie.
George, lay off the shrugs bro. That isn’t the muscle group you are looking for.
Love Star Wars but this dude is pretty gross.
Just let the beard do it’s job and cover that awful mess of neck
He looks like a character from the Mos Eisley Cantina.
is this marriage a court appointed sentence for fucking up Indianan Jones?
Of all the smokeshow women a billionnare could get, and he chooses Lando’s daughter?? It’s mind bottling.
I support this blog only for the hypnotoad reference