Time – He’s outspoken about, well, everything. And now to the list of things Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez opposes — golf, whiskey — we can add breast augmentation surgery. (via The New York Times) In an address on state-run television over the weekend, Chavez criticized doctors who he said “convince some women that if they don’t have some big bosoms they should feel bad.” Chavez said some poor women seek costly breast lifts while at the same time struggling to make ends meet, which he called a “monstrous thing.” Chavez’s critique takes aim at a booming industry in his country. According to estimates by the Venezuelan Society of Plastic Surgeons, between 30,000 and 40,000 women in the country undergo breast augmentation each year, which makes the South American nation one of the world’s leading markets for the procedure.

I wish I could find a “Hugo Chavez gets knocked the fuck out” video.  Does that exist somewhere online?  If it does send it to the phillytips.  Shit would get so many views it would break the internet.  Chavez is just obnoxious and apparently despises everything that defines not just America, but men in general.  Big boobs?  Whiskey?  GOLF????  Could you imagine Obama saying that shit?  He’d be impeached on the spot.  Would never ever happen, and not just because he’s black and black guys are into big tits (with pimples if your name is Mo).  It’s because your boy Obama knows what men love.  He invites athletes over to the White House to ball.  You know he is having a Sportscenter special with his bracket at some point in the next few days.  Who the fuck cares about real problems and tsunamis?  Obama worries about big titties and Derrick Rose for MVP.  If you hate our regular guy president so much then move to Venezuela. Then you can support Chavez, live with your small breasted wife, and pick terrorist attack to beat Ohio State in the Sweet Sixteen.

Thanks to Colin