NOPE. A man has to put his foot down from time to time. I guarantee if I ever had a child and the little spoiled shit cries its tits off wanting to see something like this Scooby-Doo musical abortion I will either have the woman take her, or murder everyone in sight. Drastic times call for drastic measures and this my friends is DEFCON-5. Had THE WORST experience taking my niece to see that Oogielovers piece of pedophilia a couple months back. Never again am I catering to the desires of little children. Talk to me when you can have an intelligent conversation about football or Game of Thrones or can start making money I can poach then I’ll be more concerned with giving you things you want.
In all seriousness, Stoolie Dads, what do you do in this situation? Like if you absolutely can’t get out of it and have to go and can’t take any alcohol/drugs? I know people joke about taking a flask or being a hard ass say it’s the woman’s job, but what do guys do for the 2+ hours of this without shaping the program into a sharp edge and stabbing yourself in the face? Cell phone it? Sleep? Are you actually required to pay attention and interact with your kid? The whole concept is intriguing yet infuriating.
PS – Super Mario Brothers on Ice FTW and then some. Was only 4 or 5 and don’t remember a second of the show, just recall my father livid as all hell trying to find a parking space at the sold-out Spectrum, yelling at my mom he had too much other shit to do on a work night. Memories.