We can’t go to war with Iran solely because there would be a possibility we would lose access to what goes on in the Iron Sheik’s head.

If you’re not following the Iron Sheik on Twitter you are embarrassing not only yourself but mankind. His daily routine consists of telling people and inanimate objects to go fuck themselves, calling Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior gay, and then proceeding to hate on the Jews. All in broken English.

Here are a few examples of what he has Tweeted, in just the past 24 hours. Some of the topics intelligently discussed include baseball, basketball, Jewish cuisine and gay marriage:

You better believe that “raisin balls” and “rice crispy dick” are going to become part of my daily vernacular. #teamsheikie