Is It Safe To Say That Pawn Stars Is The Most Addictive Show On TV?
But then there’s Pawn Stars. An OK show that’s absolutely nothing special. Definitely can’t be designated as awful or outstanding. It’s the definition of an average show. But for some reason I always come back to it like there’s nothing better on and I’m usually content. Granted, it helps that it’s always fucking on TV, but still I can’t name another show that’s on all the time and I don’t really get tired of. No idea why either. It’s just 3 fat guys and a cranky old man bargaining over shit I didn’t even know existed. The guys are likable but nothing to really love other than the Old Man slinging his Old Man in the Navy don’t give two shit’s dick around. Rick is a good guy and has his moments. I should hate Corey and Chumlee but I don’t. I definitely think if they were skinny I would think they were complete douchdicks, but since they’re fat I respect them more. But regardless, there’s only so many times someone can bring in Pope John Paul IIV’s slippers, Helen Keller’s chamber pot or Lincoln’s duck butter and be told there’s no market for it. Or what’s even worse is when they lowball the fuck out of people and turn around and sell it for 3x as much and overtime call it a “home run.” But for some reason I can’t look away. I need to know what happens. Am I alone with this?
Vote 1 for can’t stand the damn show whatsoever and 10 for I can watch 12 straight episodes and instantly become a certified expert on everything in the history of the world, but I still may need to call in a buddy:
(767 votes, average: 9.11 out of 10)
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“The car JFK was assassinated in? Let me call in a buddy of mine who’s an expert in cars JFK was assassinated in.”
Good call, this show is the tits. Impractical Jokers is pretty fuckin’ funny too. I hope the quality doesn’t go down with the new season coming up.
I can’t give you more than an D minus for this blog….there just no market for it.
All I know is I’m watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion on CBS tonite. Screw everything else.
Old Man is the perfect example of why America was the greatest country in the world.
yes this show rocks, and yes smitty your 3 years late to the party
Does this show really “rock”? I mean, I like it too, but I’ll never set a recording for it, or really go out of my way at all to see it.
Good show, but you need to start a death pool on which of the four fat slobs kicks it first.
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I prefer American Restoration, so that I can stare at Kelly Dale’s sweet ass and gorgeous bolt-ons.
I’d say Neil is the Chumlee of Barstool, but I don’t want to insult Chumlee.
The comparable show that’s always on and never fails to entertain is Cops.
The guy without his shirt on is always the suspect.
but do they have battletoads?
I can’t look away. there is absolutely nothing redeeming about the show, yet I’ve seem every episode multiple times. Now they got me watching those fat inbreds down
in Louisiana too. I think I’m gonna kill myself…..
Great drinking game – guessing how much Rick will offer, and if or how much he buys it for. They always show great breasts and bum bums when they are panning through the browsing patrons in the shop.
it’s the exact same show every time and it’s scripted months in advance…”let me call my expert” – Oh you mean the one who is just waiting in the back or outside in the parking lot because the guy with the antique dueling pistols scheduled this visit with History Channel producers 3 months ago? <—- that my friends was a run-on sentence
One of the few shows I bother to DVR. I don’t know why, but i love it.
Some of the episodes are flat-out hilarious. Chumlee breaking the vase with the StarTrek sword, Corey buying a hot-air balloon… thikn of how much money this place would make without a couple of dumbasses manning the counters.
Show flat out sucks.
If it wasn’t for the pope/Helen Keller line this blog wouldn’t even be F worthy. Fucking sick
i hate you more than neil
Pawn Stars? Really bro? Show was created for in-the-closet gay dudes who wanted to watch “Antiques Roadshow” but didn’t want to come off as old or well versed in dick munching
these fat cocksuckers need to fucking learn how to tip. they are raking coin from that stupid goddamn show and they dont give anybody any of it for anything.
and that fat fuck chumlee can die a televised death.
Storage Wars is taking it to them though!
if you watch these type of shows and are actually entertained by them you should be killed and/or sterilized