RollingStoneA Tumblr called “Jon Hamm’s Wang” has been posting photos for over two years, but Hamm doesn’t seen the humor. “They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” he says. “I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

It really is sad, folks. Whatever happened to the days when a huge American TV star could walk out of his house with no underwear on wearing razor-thin detail-oriented cloth pants accentuating his junk in front of the paparazzi in peace without having to worry about pictures of his huge cock appearing everywhere? It’s abhorrent, low-brow behavior and Jon is right to be upset. Feel for him. It really must be a drain on his lavish and otherwise egregiously decadent lifestyle to look online and see Tumblr blogs and Twitter accounts set up mere weeks after he purposefully went commando on more than one occasion while wearing pants that he knew made his dong visible. They’re called PRIVATES for a reason, people.

Please, everybody stop what you’re doing and change your Facebook photo to the image below and help raise awareness for Jon Hamm’s struggle against people talking about his giant penis that he purposefully showcased multiple times. It’s the least you can do.