This version would’ve went perfect with the first draft of the movie where Speilberg originally had Jeff Goldblum contracting Dinorrhea from an all night drunken hotel room trashing orgy with a couple of Velociraptors and Newman. Plus Laura Dern uses her useless role as the token woman to get knocked up by the billionaire. Clever girl.

Comes so close to beating out not only the greatest Jurassic Park cover, but greatest cover song ever:

Moves most to tears.