Jurassic Park Becomes Bad Ass
This version would’ve went perfect with the first draft of the movie where Speilberg originally had Jeff Goldblum contracting Dinorrhea from an all night drunken hotel room trashing orgy with a couple of Velociraptors and Newman. Plus Laura Dern uses her useless role as the token woman to get knocked up by the billionaire. Clever girl.
Comes so close to beating out not only the greatest Jurassic Park cover, but greatest cover song ever:
Moves most to tears.
This guy is pure cheese. Who the fuck winks like that?
Or you can just steal from buzzfeed and not give them credit.
the deadpool shirt really pulls his look together
Zakk Wylde would have made it better
well that sucked…
Mo tryin to balance out all the Tupac/Public Enemy/Beyonce/Gucci Mane posts thinking “White people will love this shit”. Would be like me posting “In Da Club” and legitimately thinking it’d be “Bad Ass”.
@loy2012. Mo didnt post this, tard.
This blog is “one big pile of shit”
The first song makes me want to die. The second song makes me want to live.
I’ve never seen this video before said me 6 years ago
Smitty, you post one blog a week and this is the garbage you give us. Fuck you!!
It took a minute and 20 seconds before I could ever recognize that this was Jurassic Park. I always think the commenters who complaing about “a terrible blog post” are like closet hipsters or something, but this was pointless bullshit.