What the hell has Justin Verlander been feeding her? Steady diet of dick and beer is not good for the figure, honey. I’m not saying she’s ugly or fat by any means because I would swan dive head first into her vagina in a nanosecond, but compared to where this broad was at a year ago it’s a damn shame. Went from a fajita to a gordita real quick and it’s only a matter of time before she shits out a kid and becomes a full-fledged burrito. Like how can Mercedes have a commercial featuring a supermodel and a car wash and only have her in a dry, black tank top and mom shorts? Get the best use of your dollars. Soap that bitch up and hose her down. Marketing 101.

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