Ke$ha Says Her New Album Was Inspired By Having Sex With A Ghost

Having sex with a random guy with a sheet and a glory hole doesn’t count as an experience with the supernatural, honey. Masturbating on LSD while watching Ghost Adventures isn’t too paranormal, either, even though the lead Ghost Douche on that show is probably down for some celestial forced rapage. Chances she actually got slimed? 0%. Chances she’s covered nightly in something that resembles ectoplasmic residue? 100%. But her new album is inspired by her ‘erotic paranormal experiences,’ and apparantly, like her previous work, making love with the supernatural has the aurora and majestic sounds of a bunch of cats queefing.

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She was just drunk as hell. No ghost involved there. Just her and an empty bottle of Jagermeister.
My pasty ass was that ghost, how do you think i got AIDs?
If she’s fucking dead guys I can’t imagine what she lets the live ones do to her
this chick is either the biggest phony alive, or a complete dick-wrecker. too early to call so far.
throws her a bone, doesnt leave his name, and moves the fuck on. Is this ghost the fucking man?
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I’d let her rub my balls while I give it to Slimer reverse cowghost.
A. and the answer is yes, i would let her drizzle ghost creampie on my face
this girl has already been defying the odds for years (disgusting face AND body yet succeeding in the pop music industry) whats to say she isnt getting plugged by my grandpa’s spirit. nana always did come off as a prude bitch
I could care less what this girl says, she is annoying and a talentless whore….
putting her in my death-pool