DSKe$ha has claimed that she has had sex with a ghost. The American singer said that her new track ‘Supernatural’ was inspired by an erotic paranormal experience. “It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show. “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”

Having sex with a random guy with a sheet and a glory hole doesn’t count as an experience with the supernatural, honey. Masturbating on LSD while watching Ghost Adventures isn’t too paranormal, either, even though the lead Ghost Douche on that show is probably down for some celestial forced rapage. Chances she actually got slimed? 0%. Chances she’s covered nightly in something that resembles ectoplasmic residue? 100%. But her new album is inspired by her ‘erotic paranormal experiences,’ and apparantly, like her previous work, making love with the supernatural has the aurora and majestic sounds of a bunch of cats queefing.

The Asians in the video look awkward because they’re just prepping themselves for the inevitable batch of bukkake that follows whenever Ke$ha opens her mouth.