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Kobe Bryant is an Evil Genius
BAM!
Look at how happy this bitch is. I don’t know whether he brain washed her or fucked her silly or waited until she fell asleep on a plane and Incepted her but that look of joy on Vanessa Bryant’s face is real. As is the kiss. Wife looking to get 9 figures of your money including three of your homes? Use your evil genius to mentally transport that chick into a mindlessly happy fantasy world where couples fall back in love and you keep all of your money.
This is why Kobe is the best. LeBron couldn’t pull off this type of shit. He’d probably have two of his friends try to talk her out of the divorce for him.
If she’s lucky maybe he will sexually assault her like the other women.
her tits are horrible
homely chick in the row behind her with the white shirt and black jacket, “You bitch.”
isnt lebrons girlfriend/baby mama/fiance(?) like a 3, even for a black guy?
i hate kobe. i mean, i HATE kobe. first time i ever saw him i just said, “i don’t like this guy for some reason. i just don’t like his face.” and ever since then, he’s done nothing but make my once unjustifiable distaste for him justifiable.
but game recognize game, and i gotta slow clap for this motherfucker today.
An evil genius wouldn’t put himself in a position to lose 9 figures in the first place. The guys sucks, from any angle. Ugly human being.
It’s all about the KOBE SYSTEM…… “more mistresses”
Dude gives her 9 million so she can run around like the town whore and bang other guys? And then he is caking her ass to get her back? And this is good.. how?
bitch u wasnt with me shootin in the gym