The most literal skid mark you’ll ever see. Nothing like a fun day with the kids filled with sunshine and E-Coli.

Seriously this is the exact reason why you don’t go underwater in a pool with children swimming in it. When you’re a kid you don’t leave the pool for any reason whatsoever until you are forced out. You could have hypothermia and be shitting and pissing blood while looking like a Californian raisin and you still don’t want to get out until your mother threatens to take away the video games or your father threatens physical violence. And don’t say it’s alright to piss in a pool. If you do it you’re not only an asshole who does it every time you hit the water just to spite the people who hate it but you are a savage plain and simple. Time to grow up.