SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. — A South Carolina county’s deputies say a McDonald’s employee spit in two customers’ cups of iced tea after the drinks were returned because they weren’t sweet enough. Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food.

Badadadada! I’m Lovin’ It! These victims need to look at the bright side. Short of this guy having the plague, that loogie is easily the most natural ingredient in their meal. But this is example 983,432,111 to why you should never send back a messed up order at a place where your bill will be less than $15 total. Just not worth it. Pull this shit at like a Morton’s Steakhouse and you may OK because you’re dishing out the big bucks and they’re getting paid no matter what, but it’s still a risky practice. I’d say a 50/50 chance of having your mashed potatoes teabagged. But send back an unsweetened iced tea at McDonalds because you asked for it sweetened, not once but twice??? Might as well be declaration of war. These people work at McDonalds. Not like they have a lot to lose. Their dwindling self respect is the only thing left after a couple teenage babies, being on parole after 3 year sentence and an on again/off again addiction to smack. They will do anything and everything to stick it to the man. Only reason it was just spit is because Mr. Washington didn’t have the time to rub one out in the drink. It’s called Fast Food for a reason.

PS – Fuck the Mega Millions, I’m scoping out some ex-con working at a McDonalds who pisses in drinks. These unsweetened tea assholes are going to be millionaires overnight after the lawsuit.

PPS – Am I the only person on the planet who legitimately enjoys unsweetened iced tea? Don’t think I’ve ever met anyone else who can stand it let alone like it.