Dude has it all. The pizzazz, fire and eye of the tiger all rolled into one. Here I thought this would be some old guy jazzin about taxes and conservative rhetoric, but then all of a sudden, BOOM! Obama’s having a threesome with a couple of dudes named Steve and getting blown by Paul in the hall. Doesn’t matter that this man’s beard has rubbed up against a testicle or twenty during his heyday, he will not stand by Obama’s imaginary socialistic faggotry. Gotta do what he’s gotta do to get him out of office. Oust the sitting Gay President by singing the gayest song ever? Touche, good sir. Touche indeed.

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