While most people will give Alan Simpson a pass because he – like Joe Lewis – is 137 years old, I say fuck him. No free passes. Listen you diaper-wearing staying-regular-prune-juice-ass motherfucker, if you’re going to talk shit on something or someone, it’s in your favor to know what you’re talking about. I’m not gonna sit here and say that Eminem and Snoop Dogg are Edgar Allan Poe, but shit old man you’ve already made a blanket statement that put decades of music in one box. Even if you messed up their names on purpose.
Now I get that it’s hard to stay up on pop culture when you’re in the bubble of politics and probably doubly hard when you’re 200 years old and hear ghosts creaking through your bones every night, but do some research and stop generalizing everything that young people do. We don’t write thank you notes to our grandparents for Christmas gifts? What year is this?
Btw, Enema Man’s first few albums were great. Not really feeling Recovery as much.