Reader Email: Does This 4 For 4 Tat Get Me Laid?
Reader Email
I can honestly say i am obsessed with my own 4 for 4 philly sports tattoo. Its
got to be one of the top sports tattoos all time. So i ask you does wearing my
philly sports passion on my shoulder get me laid?
Absolutely not. I love my teams as much as the next guy, regardless of my tattoolessness. But c’mon bruh, are you kidding me? Where do I begin? First of all — and this bothers me with a bunch of mascots — birds don’t have teeth. Why are logo designers always trying to give birds teeth? Shit just looks stupid. Second, the Flyers tattoo on your tattoo’s tattoo is like looking inside of a mirror inside of a mirror inside of a dumbass. The Eagle tattooed the Flyers logo on his feathers? Word? And what’s with this weird green aura surrounding this monstrosity? I dunno man. I appreciate your fanaticism, I appreciate your updated logos, but the shit still looks like a cartoon bird grimacing over a hard dookie. Better luck next time.
But I’ll leave it up to you guys. Vote 1 for he should never go shirtless again and 10 for best 4 for 4 Philly tat ever.
(417 votes, average: 3.96 out of 10)
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this kid is retarded right?
the green aura represents the cities pollution
Hahaha! shit that was funny!! This is Maurice at his finest, fucking beautiful man. “the Flyers tattoo on your tattoo’s tattoo is like looking inside of a mirror inside of a mirror inside of a dumbass.” HAHAH!!
and you know how I feel about birds with teeth….that’s my nightmare. Don’t joke about that shit…
Why didn’t he just go with a half-dead pitbull instead?
this kid will most likely kill himself, he was all proud of this tat and Uncle Mo tore him down b
a bird with teeth is just retarded
Why didn’t he just have an Eagles insignia tattooed to his arm along with a tattoo of all the Super Bowl trophies they have won?
great effort, poor execution.
do less kid, do less
haters gonna hate, this tattoo is legit
Yeah, I would never get a tat like this (and I’m covered from my neck to me ankles) but trust me the artist did a really good job.
Obviously the composition isn’t for everybody, but this isn’t like the usual tattoos on here where the artist should be embarrassed, this guy (the artist) clearly knows what he’s doing.
This is my tattoo, come on mo. Throw your fellow fan mates under the buss like that to be roasted by NY and Boston scum. Pres must pay you well. You mentioned the teeth, birds don’t have arms or legs or wear jerseys either that’s why there mascots. Honestly i expected the banter. And Sir Loin….She knows what she is doing, it was a female that did the tat.
yo the tattoo is tight man dont let the haters get to ya, and mo who gives a shit about the bird having teeth its a fucking mascot man they arent supposed to look realistic.
@osama obama that was about as clever as your screename you fucking douchebag
@Osama…great line, PhightinPhils is clearly an idiot, he spelled fighting wrong for gods sake. And this Tat is OK, I personally am not big into putting one’s favorite sports team logo as a tat, but to each their own.
hell yeh that’s the dedication that sets philly apart from the rest fuck all the haters