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I can honestly say i am obsessed with my own 4 for 4 philly sports tattoo. Its
got to be one of the top sports tattoos all time. So i ask you does wearing my
philly sports passion on my shoulder get me laid?

Absolutely not. I love my teams as much as the next guy, regardless of my tattoolessness. But c’mon bruh, are you kidding me? Where do I begin? First of all — and this bothers me with a bunch of mascots — birds don’t have teeth. Why are logo designers always trying to give birds teeth? Shit just looks stupid. Second, the Flyers tattoo on your tattoo’s tattoo is like looking inside of a mirror inside of a mirror inside of a dumbass. The Eagle tattooed the Flyers logo on his feathers? Word? And what’s with this weird green aura surrounding this monstrosity? I dunno man. I appreciate your fanaticism, I appreciate your updated logos, but the shit still looks like a cartoon bird grimacing over a hard dookie. Better luck next time.

But I’ll leave it up to you guys. Vote 1 for he should never go shirtless again and 10 for best 4 for 4 Philly tat ever.
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