Silly Russian Kids And Their Attempted Sodomy With Giant Snowman Dicks And Sparklers
I mean, Russians go big or go home on all their viral videos. So this just has to be the homosexual version of what goes down in the East, right? Instead of people staying scared in the closet for years, attending gay-pride parades or singing along to Hey, Soul Sister like in the West, Russian gay dudes are jumping off a shanty trying to get it up the ass from the Abominable Snowman’s dick that replaces the theoretical burning of gonorrhea with the actual fire of a sparkler. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

JEsus christ russians are whacky
(Sienfeld voice) And Homework!? Whaaaaat’s the deal with that!? You’re not working on your home! Boooooooooooo!
Must’ve been right after he anal funneled a handle of vodka..seems pretty gay to me.