You’re kidding me right? No way in hell would I have guessd The Iron Sheik is 70 years old. Even with this knowledge if the over/under for what age he lives to is set at 55, I’m still hammering the under. Dude is filled up with more alcohol and anger than Mel Gibson at a Bat Mitzvah combined with double the horse testosterone of Smarty Jones. We featured Sheik’s Twitter account a last week and for good reason because it’s one of the best Twitter accounts around. Now it’s his special day, so we must pay homage the only way possible by featuring some of his birthday and April Fools Day Tweets:

WARNING: PREPARE TO SPIT THE COFFEE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHETHER YOU’RE DRINKING ANY OR NOT

BONUS HAPPY EASTER TWEET:

[Editor's note: Smitty left out the best Easter tweet:]