This Obama Clay-Pigeon Shooting Action Figure Looks Ready To Take Away Your Guns, Women And Freedom


Skeet skeet skeet motherfuckers! Can’t wait to line this jacked up, gun toting President up against what’s left of my ’90′s wrestling figurines. Bret “The Hitman” Hart hasn’t been challenged since ’96 when we put him, Hulk Hogan, The Bushwhackers and The Ultimate Warrior in the oven and was the lone survivor before the match concluded prematurely when my father smelled smoke and started hitting me with a belt. Thus ended the first and only Holocaust Memorial Royal Rumble in the Smith household. But here we have just another dose of blatent liberal propaganda. A metaphor of an overly strong Nobama who is for some reason in blacker face holding the only legal gun left in this country, smiling because he just made a deal with Russia to conceive all our future babies after taking a shit Ronald Reagan’s grave. Seems legit enough.

Its funny cuz white people don’t know what it means yet
Didn’t miss you all day smitty..Go back to the drawing board
Apparently this is supposed to be some sort of humorous blog. Who is smitty and why does he get paid to churn out this shit?
The official President Obama action figure! You too can now steal money while Mr. Obama wears his trademark “Do as I say not as I do” shirt! Also available in 1980s basketball outfit, khaki cargo shorts golf outfit, and leader of the not so free anymore world presidential suit!
Dick Cheney’s worst nightmare
I thought they banned the DJango Unchained dolls?
I hope some urban youths don’t get trampled to death waiting for this thing to drop at midnight.
That line about the belt was pretty good.
When did the Stool become a refuge for Fruits McGees like smitty? Should he be performing spoken word or blowing dudes?
Could of made his teeth a little more white.