“…Can I laugh in your face?”

It doesn’t matter that Steven Seagal is perhaps the worst actor in the history of cinema. It doesn’t matter that he’s a Twinkie away from his heart exploding. What does matter is that Seagal is either the biggest troll ever or the Mayor of Batshit Mountain. Either way, it’s a win for us. Plus he’s packing heat now 24/7. You don’t wanna mess with an unstable man who is not only caring a piece but has invented the front kick.

PS – The way Seagal responded with ‘maybe faster’ will make me laugh 10/10 times.