And thus, the circle of life. You were raised on the life of Ssips and Hi-C then all of a sudden you’re thrown out of your element into a world in which drinking out of juiceboxes isn’t acceptable anymore. Well, my friends, that day has come to an end. Now thanks to some shady European distributor who is probably filling the box with fermented goat piss anyways, you can drink vodka the way it was intended to be consumed: out of a straw like you’re 12.

Still won’t sniff the taint of Ecto-Cooler being the best juicebox of all-time. Stuff was the certified tits.