About 6 minutes of actual substance and 44 minutes of useless plot lines and shitty dialogue. Oh, the random phone calls is Rick losing his mind talking to his dead wife and friends? Talk about shocking TV. The writers really earned their WGA cards coming up with that original idea that absolutely everyone saw coming. Thanks for wasting half the show with that tepid character horseshit. Get Rick killing everything in sight and trying to kick the gay out of his kid or at the very least punt his slut wife and Shane’s kid over the outer fence. Love how on Twitter the die-hards were arguing that Rick had to have lost his mind because it simply just wasn’t realistic to have him communicating with his dead wife and friends. Yes, because a fictional show about the zombie apocalypse and the dead rising to feast on the living really needs to hold its grounds to reality.

Anything substantial happen? Eh, maybe. Michonne finally meeting the group and Meryl kidnapping the Asian kid and his main piece is interesting, but that’s about it. Andrea finally returns to the dick after being queen of the carpet for 8 months with Michonne. Chemo Carol makes her pointless return to just suck up more useless airtime on the show. You think anybody wants to hear a five minute dialouge between Daryl and Carl talking about how much they miss their dead mothers? Fuck no. This show needs to get back to its season 1 roots of just survival and killing and it needs to happen soon. The set-up for next week looks promising, but I’m not going to get my hopes up. Right now the writers/producers have the audience by the balls so badly that next weeks show could just feature the infant pissing itself for 35 minutes straight and the assholes on “Talking Dead” wouldn’t be able to walk off stage for a month because they keep falling over their erections.

PS – Anybody actually watch “Talking Dead?” I’ve been struggling to get through the actual show the past couple weeks. I could give 4 fucks to listen to the lead singer of Good Charlotte or overrated fat ass Kevin Smith thinks what I should think about each episode.