Watch A Man In A Bat-Suit Have A Successful Base Jump…Just Kidding He Shatters His Legs On Some Rocks And Plunges Another 200ft
Batman needs to have a little more showmanship here. If you already have enough brass balls to jump off a cliff in front of a camera and crew, either successfully complete the jump, or be the king of your craft and go out on top. None of this half-ass breaking legs bullshit. No shame in a little death swag. Take some lessons from Dale Earnhardt, Houdini, or Whitney Houston – die doing what you do best. That’s how you become a legend. Yeah some jackasses may say you’re a hero for surviving that fall but just know this: Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Just ask Benny The Jet Rodriguez how much post Sandlot puss he’s pulling now because of his legend status.
Where did I see this yesterday …… Anyone?
best part of this post is that I could tell within the first 5 words it wasn’t written by a black person.
Yo Jeb, watch out for that second cliff bro, its a doozy.
the fuck is up with the music? I want to hear the agony
Man that was so EXTREME!
Far as I can tell there’s no evidence that this dude even had a parachute.
white people be crazy.
I really want a Mountain Dew for some reason.