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25 Responses to World Penis Size Map Is a Dickslap in America’s Face

1. by slampig on March 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm

   Do i even want to know what grey stands for??
2. by BlackDude on March 21, 2011 at 2:31 pm

   LMFAO @ china and india, if i went there, i would be a fucking god son
3. by whosgotthefootlong on March 21, 2011 at 2:32 pm

   Boston is screwing America again. We would be green if it werent for the uppity irishmen up there.
4. by Ignatz on March 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm

   I call BS.  no way the average guy in Mexico is packin’.
5. by StanSitwell on March 21, 2011 at 2:35 pm

   Brazil I believe, they have to be equipped to get thru the average brazilian booty
6. by jimnasium on March 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm

   slampig says:
   March 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm

   Do i even want to know what grey stands for??

   My guess would be those countries weren’t included in the survey cause everybody knows the Asians have the smallest tallywhackers. Thank God i’m from Sudan though.
7. by Evil One on March 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm

   Bow down and suck my maple flavoured dick
8. by headreceiver on March 21, 2011 at 2:38 pm

   who’sgotthefootlong, ireland out dicks USA too, cant really blame them, or you cant trust this chart which is what I am going with

   too many blacks and mexicans in the US for this to be true

   also was this a question on the census or something? I didnt fill mine out so maybe I missed the survey
9. by Fishy_Fingers on March 21, 2011 at 2:45 pm

   Yea, I’m not really helping out America in this survey.
10. by hashtag2528 on March 21, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    whos job was it to go around and measure?
11. by illadelph13 on March 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    So they 12 people that live in Greenland, under shrinkage conditions, have bigger johnsons than the average American????
12. by BdayUmich on March 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    Since we are the melting pot and because we have more than our share of Asians and Indians living here to screw up the average the brothers are trying to carry for us, its only natural we would fall somewhere in the middle. If you don’t like it, talk to UCLA.
13. by mattsh20 on March 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    China… ROR.
14. by Chutley on March 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    hmmm who knew kazakhstan was a real country…news to me
15. by ButtsMcNutts on March 21, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Chinamen are hung like Ron Jeremy compared to the south koreans. Avergae penis size: 3.8 inches. ouch.
     
    And in looking at the U.S. average, i guess I really can’t complain about my 6 inches.
16. by BradIsbister on March 21, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    where’d they get this info? I know I wasn’t measured
17. by ....... on March 21, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    ….Apparently dick size and intelligence are inversely related
     
    P.S. because of all the red in China…. see i’m not racist
     
     
18. by Numero Two on March 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    I’d go with the Irish blame as well but Ireland is orange so I guess its all THOSE DAMN ASIANS AT UCLA’s FAULT!
19. by BigJayGeck27 on March 21, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    no way do canadians have bigger dicks then we do!!!
20. by Gogetta on March 21, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    asian immigrants are killing our avg.  show me a regional map of the US alone.
21. by Longpole the Clown on March 21, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    How can the French have big dicks, when they have no balls???
22. by JohnnyC on March 22, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    yeah a bunch of 5 foot 3 mexicans running around with huge dicks, almosttttt snuck it by me
23. by BallbagSkillet on March 28, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Mexicans typically have Dana Bible Midget Penises.  It’s Spaniards who have formidable dongs.
24. by mike07 on March 30, 2011 at 5:05 am

    @ballbag Look at the map Mexican rank higher than spain and most of the european countries. As a matter of fact all latino countries ranked above average.. Every1 thats hatin’ obviously is Lackin in size bahaha
25. by jvs8080 on August 7, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    A Mexican is genetically Asian and White. Asian from the Native Americans (who were Asians that crossed the Bering Strait) and White from the conquistadors. The average height of a Mexican male is under 5’6″ and the average height of an American male is about 5’10″. This is mostly due to nutrition. There is no way Americans are smaller than Mexicans. If you compare Mexicans from Mexico with Mexicans raised in America, you will find that Mexicans raised in America are, on average, bigger and taller, due to better nutrition.
    South Korea is a much richer country than China, per capita. Koreans are also genetically similar to Chinese. The average male Korean is taller than the average male Chinese, again, due to their relative wealth, which gives them better access to nutrition. Being genetically similar, yet being taller due to nutrition, it is difficult to believe that Korea, on average, is smaller than the average size of China.
    Let’s assume that it is true that Asians are smaller and Africans bigger. In America, the Asian population is 5% and the black population is around 15%. if you remove the Asian population, the average size in America would go up, and then it would go down EVEN MORE if you removed the black population. This would LOWER the American average even more. Yet, America is a wealthy nation, and, on average, pretty tall, well-fed. Also, if you remove the Asians and blacks from the average, you’re pretty much left with people from European background (or Hispanic). Both the European average and Hispanic average are BIGGER than the American average of only Whites and Hispanics. Yet, we mentioned that America is probably better-fed than most of these nations from Latin America and Europe. Better-fed with the same genetic stock leading to a smaller penis on average? I don’t think so. The data doesn’t fit.
    An accurate map, I would guess, would have America near the top. And would have some correlation with the economies of nations.