Anyone Questioning Team USA Going Undefeated This Summer Is An Idiot
CBS – Well this is just getting kind of ridiculous now. Already down Dwight Howard, LaMarcus Aldridge, Chris Bosh, Derrick Rose and Dwyane Wade because of injuries, Team USA was dealt another significant blow. According to Yahoo! Sports, No. 1 overall pick Anthony Davis suffered a severe sprained ankle in a Hornets workout and is “almost assuredly” unable to play in the 2012 London Games. USA Basketball chairman Jerry Colangelo spoke to SI.com about the situation. “I heard that Anthony Davis sprained his ankle yesterday but I don’t know how serious it is,” Colangelo said. “It was in a workout. I’m not going to worry about that unless I’m advised at this point.” If Davis is unable to go, Team USA essentially has one true center remaining in the player pool (Tyson Chandler). The U.S. won gold at the 2010 World Championships in Turkey with the same roster situation, choosing to go small while also using the versatile Lamar Odom at center. However, with Spain built with an outstanding interior trio of Pau Gasol, Marc Gasol and Serge Ibaka, Team USA could be in trouble if it is lacking size on the inside.
Team USA Olympic basketball might be my favorite sporting event to watch in the world. It’s rare for any sport to get the best players on the court/field/pitch at the same time, it’s quite another altogether to get some of the best to ever do it on the same team. It’s the Dream Team effect. In ’08 it was crazy to see Kobe/Wade/LeBron/Dwight on the floor at the same time. And while this year The Good Guys might be missing Wade/Dwight/Bosh/Anthony Davis/Rose/Aldridge, when you look at who they still have left on the roster you begin to appreciate just how many elite players America really has.
Here are my predicted starters:
G – Chris Paul
G – Kobe Bryant
F – Kevin Durant
F – LeBron James
C – Tyson Chandler
Here is my backup five:
G – Deron Williams
G – Russell Westbrook
F – Carmelo Anthony
F – Blake Griffin
C – Kevin Love
Really. Like I’m pretty sure the USA B-Team would go undefeated through the Olympics on their own. And people are worried about the Gasol Brothers, Manu Ginobli, and Danilo Gallinari? Fuck outta here with that nonsense. It’s laughable. Team USA is going undefeated because Kobe Bryant would rather murder his children with his bare hands than lose a game on the international stage. Because LeBron James can play every position and shut down every country’s best player. Because Kevin Love is going to grab like 40 rebounds and just keep kicking it out for Carmelo Anthony 3-pointers. It’s not even fair. Our team is stacked. Blake Griffin is going to dunk-murder someone. So everybody just chill out and enjoy watching Iguodala not get to take a shot all summer.
UPDATE:
I was just going to add this Kobe/Rubio exchange from early this year…
…but these highlights from the USA/Spain final reminded me how great a game it was. For everyone who doesn’t follow USA basketball, check it out. Whatup, Doug Collins.


Nice breakdown Mo. I can’t wait… for as much as I rip the Melo praise in the NBA circles, he is money in international ball. The shorter 3 point line makes scoring a joke for guys like him. And he’s coming off our bench? Jesus.
im gonna go out on a limb and say you’ve never left the country, maybe not the state of pennsylvania.
honestly, i had no clue there was olympic basketball this summer…. let alone needing to “calm the fuck down” about the injury situation.
Give Zach Randolph a call
dwight howards not a good guy anymore and chris bosh is not a man he is a dinosaur/alien hybrid. USA all the way.
PS-with the gasol bros + ibaka +ricky rubio, spain will still get whomped.
Will Lebron get called for travel in the Olympics? Or does David Stern own their asses too?
In all seriousness, any time with Kobe and Lebron on it simply cannot be beat.
Greg stiemsma could be the starting US center and they would still win each game by 40. Why bother having a tournament, just have the US and Spain play a best of 5 series.
Hilarious
Spain won’t have Rubio cause of the whole torn ACL thing. They’ll have the Gasol’s, Ibaka, and then basically just Jose Calderon and Rudy Fernandez. Intimidating lineup for sure.
Also, why are they worried about having only one true center? The international game is just a bunch of euro pansies driving and kicking to open euro pansies for a euro 3 pointer. You don’t need dwight Howard to stand down low and block shots, you just need someone to rebound, something Kevin love does better than anyone.
Call me old, but there was only ONE Dream Team. Fuck yourself
I haven’t given much thought to USA basketball yet, but I can’t imagine this lineup losing a game.
kevin love at center? and then tyson chandler starting over him?? wack lineup.
^ you mean black lineup.
@rr09 who the fuck else would you put at center then idiot? Chandler was Defensive player of the year and lead the league in FG%. and Love is a rebounding machine and plays good D also. So if both of them are “wack” who the fuck would you use? Andruw Bynum? Don’t need him lobbing up 3′s and yelling at the coach, thanks.