4th Grade Kid Makes One Of The Most Depressing Comments About The Eagles You’ve Ever Heard
“Even though they’re not very good this year, like, they were good in 2004.”
My God that’s bleak. 2004 was sooo long ago, kid. So so long ago. What are you — 10? Were you really 2 years old the last time the Eagles were seriously good? That’s…pretty grim.
But hey, at least we have…um…Bryce Brown to look forward to?
The kids at school: Who is that? Where is Michael Vick?
Every day at barstool philly:
Wake up- Asian girl with big tits.
Post- something about the Eagles and how much they suck
Post- complaining about how racist white people hate some black athlete
Post- random blog about black guy stuff (jordans, katt williams etc.)
GTA- some blurry picture of a slut with no ass…
I hate the eagles so that was pretty awesome.
thats the best kid… scratch that human being.. that ive ever seen from philly.. watch out mo, if i were pres i would be giving sam smith your job… after i fired neil.. but then again im not a money grubbing jew
SO FUCKING GREAT!!! WOW I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SUPER BOWL WIN IN ’04… WAIT… SHIT… FUCK THEY’VE ALWAYS SUCKED….
Do you Philly fans have any idea how hard it is to be a 22 year old Pirate fan??