Philadelphia: Here’s Your New Center Fielder’s Most Embarrassing Youtube Clip
Look say what you want about Ben’s mumble-nonsense version of Beyonce’s most famous video (I’MA LET YOU FINISH), but at least the dude got some of that 50 Cent/Coca-Cola Vitamin Water money for his efforts. What’s that? It was just a pre-game jumbo screen video and was probably already written into his contract? Hmm.
Well at least he didn’t Dirk it.

“I once had 12 top comments at once on Barstoolsports.com” Going on my resume
Prospective employers are always looking for guys willing to dick around all day. I’m sure that was a boost to your status.
@ferrarimn7 ugh way to ruin my buzz.